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i may be gentle at times, but if u take advantage of me,
i may be rough to you.
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Thursday, July 2, 2009 { 2:30 PM }

mom calls the husband a 'bastard'
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says
"mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says
"well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbours,
and hears
"Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says
"mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says
"Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says
"shit"
and billy said
"Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom
"Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy, fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"

and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"
im bored ):